Don’t freak out.
You, my darling, have landed yourself on a page that does not exist.
Maybe it was my fault? *
Well, I mean it does exist. You’re reading it.
But doesn’t reeaaally exist. At least, not to our internet overlords.
It’s very blue pill, red pill up in here.
Gee, I really hope one of MY links didn’t send you here. **
But since I have you, have you gotten a Copy Audit yet? It’s fire.
So is my urinary tract after too much alcohol.
(This is why Squarespace just tells you to use the 404 Error template they give you.)
*
Wait. IT’S NOT ME. * According to ChatGPT, this whole thing is definitely your fault:
“The first "4" in "404" means that the error was caused by the user.” (That’s you!!!)
**
If one of my links did send you here, could you help a mistake-making girl out and email me at kelsey@kelseyloflin.com to let me know? I have hawk eyes out for subject lines that say “Dope 404 Error.” And I send $5 coffees to anyone who spots broken links.